Louis Tomlinson and Danielle Campbell
Whose turn was it to watch the 1D boys this week? Was it
you? You by the fern? First Liam Payne cuts his long time
girlfriend loose, then Niall Horan plays kissy face with Selena
Gomez and now this: dreamy-eyed Louis Tomlinson, who
accidentally knocked up Briana Jungwirth, a “very” close
friend (or was for about 12 minutes 8 ½ months ago,) has
callously dumped her! To make matters worse, the always-
accurate Life & Style says he’s taken up with a Hollywood
floozy. Somebody fetch me my pearls because Mother is
gonna need to do some serious clutching:
“He dumped her,” a source tells Life & Style . Even worse:
Briana — who’s due in January and had hoped he’d propose
to her before their baby’s birth — didn’t see it coming.
“They had been trying to work things out the past few weeks
during his One Direction tour. He even introduced Briana to
his mom, Johannah,” the insider shares.
Although Louis doesn’t see his relationship with his baby
mama working, he has “promised to love and support their
child financially,” the source adds.
He was supposed to propose! On the way to delivery room – it
was going to be perfect! The hussy seen making time with
Louis is Danielle Campbell from The Originals , according to
MTV.
The speculative couple were spotted together at
Millions of Milkshakes in Hollywood… *record scratch* Uhm,
there was a milkshake orgy in Hollywood and nobody called
me? Anyway, these two strumpets indulged in not one but
FOUR milkshakes that night; they might as well paint the
receipt scarlet and wear it on their breast.
Speaking of receipts, Danielle paid because she has her own
career and doesn’t need boy band cash – can I get a double
snap?
So let’s recap: Louis spins the random roulette wheel one
night and comes up with Briana who gets pregnant as a
result. Either she got impregnated because she is a wanton
gold digger set to destroy the greatest singing group since
Boyzone or Louis forgot to wrap it because he has always
wanted to be a human ATM. Either way, they tried
desperately to make this a Hallmark movie moment until he
heartlessly tossed her to the curb to hook up with the Flavor
of the Month.
Or
These are some fairly young, moneyed-and-famed folk who
ended up with a little more on their plate than they had
anticipated.
In the midst of trying to define their new
relationship of about-to-be-co-parents, one of them fell for a
really cute and fun actress who is open to the fact that Louis
is about to become a father and they are enjoying getting to
know each other while Briana and Louis prepare for their
imminent arrival.
I have no dog in this race – my stilettos have always been
pointed in the Direction of Harry – so I am willing to think
that everyone is handling this as well as young, suddenly
famous people can. Hopefully all involved are taking the
baby seriously and that Briana is not getting the short end of
the stick (again.)
The only thing we know for certain is that this is all Zayn’s
fault!
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