Friday, 4 December 2015

➢➢ 11 ways to end your relationship SEE GIST

EASY WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH YOUR SPOUSE: joke if the day..😂😂😂😂😂
Especially if his/her wahalah is too much,just
End d whole thing abeg..😂😂
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1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery So
You're Capable Of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
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2. How come mosquito is biting me and not
biting you. I smell conspiracy. It's OVER!
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3. You don't even respect me,I'm talking and you
are busy breathing? It's over!
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4. So now you're drinking coke that has another
man's name on it, better go and find him cos it's
over between us.
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5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller
tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids.
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6.They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking
chicken. Do you want to kill me? It is over!
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7. I called you and you picked up immediately.
You lack patience.
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8. Why are you using Umbrella when you know I
support APC? It's over.
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9. "You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? It's OVER.
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10. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. U don't care about me.It's over.
11. You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things and go!

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